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Germany’s New Government Shakes Up Finance Leadership Following the surprise collapse of Olaf Scholz’s coalition, Friedrich Merz has taken charge as Germany’s new Chancellor. But his first major appointment has left the entire nation in disbelief: Markus Braun, the disgraced former Wirecard CEO, has been chosen as the new Minister of Finance. The decision, announced in an early-morning press conference, sparked an immediate media frenzy. Braun, currently serving a prison sentence for his role in the Wirecard fraud scandal, is set to take office next week. “Germany needs financial expertise,” Merz stated, “and who knows more about financial creativity than Markus Braun?”   Can a Convicted Fraudster Manage Germany’s Economy? Markus Braun was the mastermind behind Wirecard’s meteoric rise and catastrophic collapse, which resulted in a €1.9 billion hole in company accounts. Critics argue that appointing him as finance minister is like hiring a fox to guard the henhouse. However, Merz defended his choice: “Mistakes were made, sure, but Markus has the kind of outside-the-box thinking we need in German finance.” Reports suggest Braun will work remotely from prison, managing Germany’s budget via a high-security laptop provided by the government. His first task? A complete restructuring of Germany’s tax system—though insiders joke he may start by “accidentally misplacing” a few billion euros.   Public Reaction: Outrage, Confusion, and… Applause? Germans took to social media to express a mix of outrage, confusion, and dark humor. The hashtag #Braunomics is already trending, with users joking about “the best money laundering techniques for 2025.” Meanwhile, Wirecard’s former investors are thrilled, seeing this as a sign that Braun could finally “pay them back.” Some even speculate that his appointment might be a secret plan to recover the missing billions. The European Central Bank, however, issued a formal warning: “Germany’s financial stability should not be…

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